Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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