return my video game
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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