from now on my penis is your penis
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
40s are totally the cure
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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