I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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