So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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