So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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