they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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