you win again, gameday.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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