She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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