But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I understand Curling. That high.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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