By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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