Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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