the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I will pee on everything he values.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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