He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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