i barfeds in our rink
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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