DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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