its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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