Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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