Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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