Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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