She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
