dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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