hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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