: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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