this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
one might say we're banned from that church
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I will pee on everything he values.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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