My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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