i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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