Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
love makes seman taste better
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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