thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Randomize
