Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's rum buckets o'clock
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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