Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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