i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
