I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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