She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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