wrigley field is MILF paradise
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Still dying that you shit outside
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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