I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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