if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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