You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
