You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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