If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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