The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
