I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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