Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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