so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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