I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You smell like stripper and shame
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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