Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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