You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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