Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
NoShamevember. You game?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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