Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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