Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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