I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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