I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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