My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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