if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Randomize
