Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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