Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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